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Ardor vs. Order

As a lifelong student of muliebrity, I have learned that Earth has few intellectual delights to compare with the satisfaction of embarrassing the woman you love.  Although I. Kant say it out loud, an axiom of both pure and practical reason holds that a woman will never get angry at you if you are trying to express your devotion to her.

 

As a young pastor, I started a war on flowers in the church sanctuary because I thought the money spent on flowers should be given to the poor.  A saintly woman reminded me with considerable firmness that beauty was part of God's creation, and I had no right to deny the expression of someone's gift for flower arranging, especially in the house of God.  I quickly called off my war of the roses.  Some time later and after...

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